Things To Do When You're Bored 1. Wax the ceiling 2. Rearrange political campaign signs 3. Braid your dog's hair 4. Clean and polish your belly button 5. Water your dog...see if he grows 6.
Wash a tree 7. Purr 8. Mow your carpet 9. Play Pat Boone records backwards 10. Vacuum your lawn 11. Sleep on a bed of nails 12. DON'T toss and turn 13. Boil ice cream 14. Run around in squares 15. Think of quadruple entendres 16. Speak in acronyms 17. Drink straight shots...of water 18. Calmly have a nervous breakdown 19. Give your goldfish a perm 20. Fly a brick 21. Play tag...on West 35th Street 22. Exorcise a ghost 23. Exercise a ghost 24. Plant a shoe 25. Sweat 26. Turn 27. Start 28. Stop 29. Play the piano...with mittens on 30. Scheme 31.
Sit 32. Stay 33. Water your family room 34. Cause a power failure 35. Roll over 36. Play dead 37.
Ask why 38.
Sleepwalk without sleeping 39. Wonder 40. Ask stupid questions 41. Teach your pet rock to play dead 42. Go bowling for small game 43. Be a monk...for a day 44. Wear a sweatband to your wedding 45. Staple 46. Run away 47. Intimidate a piece of chalk 48. Abuse the plumbing 49. Bend a florescent light 50. Bend a brick 51. Annoy total strangers 52. Let the best man win 53.
Believe in Santa Claus 54. Throw marshmallows against the wall 55. Hold an ice cube as long as possible 56. Adopt strange mannerisms 57. Blow up a balloon until it pops 58. Sing soft and sweet and clear 59. Sing loud and sour and gravely 60. Open everything 61. Balance a pencil on your nose 62. Pour milk in your shoes 63. Write graffiti under the rug 64. Embarrass yourself 65. Grind your teeth 66.
Chew ice 67. Count your belly button 68. Sit in a row 69. Stack crumbs 70. Gesture 71. Save your toenail clippings 72. Make a pass at your blender 73. Punt 74. Make up words that start with X 75. Make oatmeal in the bathtub 76. Search for the Lost Chord 77. Chew on a sofa cushion 78. Sing a duet 79. Balance a pillow on your head 80. Hold your breath 81. Faint 82. Stretch 83. Flash your mailman 84. Teach your TA English 85. Learn to speak Farsi 86. Swear in Russian 87. Use an eraser until it goes away 88. Disassemble your car 89. Put it together inside out 90. Record your walls 91. Interview your feet 92. Make a list of your favorite fungi 93. Sell formaldehyde 94. Repeat 95. Ad lib 96. Fade 97. File your teeth 98. Whine 99. Rake your carpet 100. Re-elect Richard Nixon 101. Play with matches 102. Race ferrets 103. Read Homer in the original Greek 104. Learn Greek 105. Change your mind 106. Change it back 107. Watch the sun...see if it moves 108. Build a pyramid 109. Stand on your head 110. Stand on someone else's head 111. Spit shine your Nikes 112. See how long you can stay awake 113. See how long you can sleep 114. Paint your teeth 115. Wear a salad 116. Speak with a forked tongue 117. Paint stripes on a lake 118. Ski Kansas 119. Sleep in freefall 120. Kill a Joule 121. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick 122. Apply for a unicorn hunting license 123. Do a good job 124. Crawl 125. Watch a watch until it stops 126. Paint 127. Flirt with an evergreen 128. Smile 129. Rotate your garden...daily 130. Paint a smile 131. Shoot a fire hydrant 132. Apologize to it 133. Pretend you're blind 134. Annoy yourself 135. Get mad at yourself 136. Stop speaking to yourself 137. Be a side effect 138. Duck 139. Develop a complex 140. Try harder 141. Hit the deck 142. Put leg-warmers on your furniture 143. Cut the deck 144. Crumple 145. Translate Shakespeare into English 146. Skydive to church 147. Cheer up a potato 148. Do aerobic exercises...in your head 149. Play cards with your swimming pool 150. Pinstripe your driveway 151. Play Kick the Fire Hydrant 152. Harness chipmunk power 153. Build a house with ice cubes 154. Call London for a cab 155. Mug a stop sign 156. Change your name...daily 157. Go for a walk in your attic 158. Challenge your neighbor to a duel 159. Build a house out of toothpicks 160. Howl 161. Wear a lampshade on your head 162. Memorize the dictionary 163. Stomp grapes in the bathtub 164. Find a bug and chase it 165. Make yourself a pair of wings 166. Be immobile 167. Dance 'til you drop 168. Check under chairs for chewing gum 169. Squish a loaf of bread 170. Moo 171. Bounce a potato 172. Climb the walls 173. Appreciate everything 174. Challenge yourself to a duel 175. Watch a bowling ball 176. Buy some diapers 177. Begin 178. Pour milk in the sink 179. Make cottage cheese 180. Tie-dye your sheets 181. Hold your earlobes 182. Fold your earlobes 183. Flap 184. Squawk 185. Read tea leaves 186. Analyze the Koran 187. Be Buddha 188. Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize 189. Turn on everything 190. Drop pebbles down the chimney 191. Kill a plant 192. Buy a 1931 Almanac 193. Memorize the weather section 194. Think lewd thoughts about yourself 195. Blow bubbles 196. Send chills down your spine 197. Peel grapes 198. Bloat 199. Catch them with your radiator 200. Get run over by a train of thought 201. Make up famous sayings 202. Bite your pinkie 203. Shave a shrub 204. Have a proton fight 205. Quiver 206. Rotate your carpet 207. Learn to type...with your toes 208. Set up your Christmas tree in April 209. Be someone special 210. Go back to square one 211. Factor your social security number 212. Take the fifth 213. Memorize a series of random numbers 214. Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages 215. Learn Sanskrit 216. Exist...existentially, of course 217. Print counterfeit Confederate money 218. Kick a cabbage 219. Take a picture 220. Put it back 221. Sandpaper a mushroom 222. Play solitaire...for cash 223. Abuse your patio furniture 224. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock 225. Think shallow thoughts 226. Starch your shoes 227. Contemplate a cockroach 228. Get a dog to chase your car 229. Let him catch it 230. Form a political party 231. Climb a sidewalk 232. Have a political party 233. Ride a loaf of bread 234. Sharpen a carrot 235. Interrogate a gerbil 236. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids 237. Jump back 238. Play to lose 239. Scalp a street light 240. Read a tomato 241. Sharpen your sleeping skills 242. Watch a game show...take notes 243. Put out a fire 244. If you can't find a fire, make one 245. Interview a cloud 246. Play tiddlywinks...go for blood 247. Play basketball...in a minefield 248. Don't talk to things 249. Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling 250. Have your cat bronzed 251. Have your gerbil gilded 252. Write books about writing books 253. Create random equations 254. Mispell words 255. Tell your feet a joke 256. Throw a tomato into a fan 257. Sing the ABC song backwards 258. Pretend you're a dog 259. Dial-a-prayer and argue with it 260. Grease the doorknobs 261. String up a room 262. Stack furniture 263. Relive fond memories 264. Tie your shoelaces together 265. Gargle 266. Count your teeth with your tongue 267. Decay 268. Find your half-life 269. Design a better toilet seat 270. Shred a newspaper 271. Have a headache 272. Scratch 273. Sniff 274. Hatch an egg 275. Play air guitar 276. Act profound 277. Spill 278. Spell 279. Stare 280. Truncate 281. Slouch 282. Develop hearing problems 283. Put your feet behind your head 284. Tie bows in everything 285. Hold your hand 286. Watch the minute hand move 287. Grow your fingernails 288. Pretend you're a telephone 289. Ring 290. Radiate 291. Skip 292. Play hopscotch...with real scotch 293. Clock the velocity of your REMs 294. Put your shoes on the opposite feet 295. Cross your toes 296. Roll your tongue 297. Crystallize 298. Baby oil the floor 299. Hide 300. Attack innocent bunnies 301. Declare war 302. Destroy a tree 303. Hide the scrabble bag 304. Seduce your stick shift 305. Wink 306. Memorize the periodic table 307. Mummify 308. Pretend you're a roadie 309. Buy a Ginsu knife 310. Collect electrons 311. Correct typos that aren't there 312. Polish your neck...use Pledge Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk") Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before Walk on water...but don't get caught Confess to a crime...that didn't happen Be in the wrong place at the right time Plot the overthrow of your local School Board Request covert assistance from the CIA Discover the source of the Mississippi Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is Drink as much prune juice as you can Write a book about your previous life Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres Jump up and down...on your alarm clock Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow Drive the speed limit...in your garage Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna Pay off the national debt...with a bad check Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good job they're doing...On April 1st Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them Turn your TV picture tube upside down Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks Be planar...but don't tell your parents Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese Debate politics with a fern See how small you can scrunch your face Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation Raise professional certified racing turnips Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch Send your goldfish to obedience school Free the oppressed toasters of America Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave Park your car...with a friend Park your car...with a group of friends Frame your first statement of bankruptcy Place it on the wall of your office Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x) Contribute to the population problem Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night Play with anything that looks interesting Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes") Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design Make a schematic drawing...of a rock Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green Bronze your sister's turtle See how long it takes for her to notice See what she does when she notices Bronze your sisterIf you lose, stop watering it and try again. Increase your territorial holdings by force Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat Boldly go where no man has gone before Be a threat to the American way of life Do research into the cause of World War III Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
April 19th 2010 5:30 pm
So sweet tarts and I found this list one day of 474 things to do when you're bored. The same day we watched the show about those friends who go around the country completing tasks they want to do before they die. What's that show again?? OH! The Buried Life. Right.
Well anyway, that got me thinking.
What If I did the same kind of thing, except with things to do when you're bored?? So now my friends, I'm trying to finish this list. Of course I'll be needing help. It's a very long list.
Wish me luck on this crazy journey I'll be taking.
Your's truely,
Kitty-Kat
April 19th 2010 6:33 pm
Silly me. I should've looked at the 474 things to do before I told you guys I was going to do it. It will no longer be 474 things but a much shorter list of things that are actually possible! There is no way I can give my dog braces or name my child Estel because
a) Giving a dog braces isnt possible and
b) I am not old enough to have chlidren and I'm not going to have children.
SO! This will be a list of things that are possible in some way shape or form...
So far we have completed one thing on the list. Sweet Tart and I have in fact, washed my tree. Each time one of us has completed something, we will put it up here and cross it out (and if possible add a picture). Good idea right?
Well lets hope.
Your's truly,
Kitty-Kat
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Dear friends,
I am very alone. Bonbon is in New York (totes jealous on that one) and Kit Kat is in Atlanta, as ya'll may know. So I decided to try some of things to do when you're bored. I threw marshmallows at the wall (# 54) before eating all three left in my hand. And I held an icecube as long as possible (#55). Ladies and gentlemen, I held onto that icecube like a dog on a chew toy. One minute and 56 seconds! And then it melted completely. And my fingers were numb. So I decided to take a break. Til next time--
<3 and other good things,
Sweet Tart
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